The Love Probe — Day 52

Genre: Comedy / Science Fiction

Premise: It's 1978 and Barry Buck is the biggest heart breaker in all of suburban Michigan. At 28 years old, Barry's already been with over 200 women, and is well known for his love-'em-and-leave-'em style. Barry's never actually been in love—nor would he want to! There are too many foxy ladies to lay and too little time.

One day Barry sees the foxiest lady he's ever laid eyes on working as a waitress in bar. After much work on his part, she finally agrees to go out on a date with Barry the following night, if he'll drive out to the sticks to pick her up at her place.

The next night Barry jumps in his truck and drives into the darkness to find her house. At a deserted crossroad his car stalls and suddenly there is a bright light overhead. Barry is being abducted by aliens.

On board the space ship, strapped to a table, Barry experiences the universe's most thorough and invasive anal probe. The procedure is non-stop and lasts for 21 days, with Barry drifting in and out of consciousness as the aliens crowd around him to run their tests and share in alien water cooler chit-chat.

When the ship finally spits him out three weeks later, Barry wakes up by the side of the road. Despite his long absence, no one has called the police or reported Barry missing, because Barry isn't close enough with anyone to have them notice. Lying in the ditch, naked, Barry struggles to make sense of the images and half-remembered sensations of the previous three weeks. And to his astonishment, two things are crystal clear to him: first, the alien in charge of running the tests was definitely female, and held sway over all of his other abductors like a Queen Bee Scientist... And second, Barry is in love for the first time in his life.

Can Barry find a way to get abducted again and be reunited with his one true love? Is the love between them real, or just the collateral result of a 3-week-long, marathon prostate stimulation? Will any other humans believe Barry and help him? Is the waitress who Barry was supposed to meet somehow complicit in his abduction? And finally, now that he knows true love exists, just how far will Barry go to find his Queen Bee again?